What should I put on the sign?

I work in a pharmacy and my last day is subsequent week. To go out with a bang, I'm going to vary the bottom line on the bottle label and nobody else knows how to amend it. What should I make it say? No obscenities. And I thought about putting something approaching "All prescriptions free from 6/20-7/1" or something but that isn't a good idea. Any ideas? And I'm not going to put anything outrageous on it.

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Answers:

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outrageous would be funny, but probably not perfect for your employer references.. of course, that's all i can muse of:
"this bottle will self-destruct in 30 seconds"
"for a good time call jenny 867-5309"
"if a man say something in a forest, and nobody is there to hear him, is he still wrong?"
"pull my finger"
"bring this bottle to papajohns from 6/20-7/1 for a free XL pizza"
"not actual medication- placebo only"

this isn't too outrageous or offensive-
"thank you for using CVS and hold a marvelous day"
"be kind to yourself"
"life is a journey, not a destination"
"SMILE"
"enjoy you hugged you pharmacist today?"

take care!

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