Has anybody here tried the '' Alli '' pill ?
Is it safe ? Is it good ? Tell me what you think
Answers:
DON'T TAKE IT!
I regard as you're a really cool chick so I'm going to give you the low-down. It's gonna get graphic, so don't read this if you're drinking.
Here's a horror story from my best friend:
She took the Alli pills over the course of two days. She literally only ate salads and grilled chicken and fish.
On the 2nd day, she was sitting at her desk at work when her insides started to clear weird noises. She ignored it as long as she could, but when the noise got loud and she felt pressure in her butt, she fixed to run to the ladies room.
She literally ran down the hallway while clenching her butt cheeks together and gritting her teeth hoping she would get to the toilet within time.
She didn't.
As she opened the restroom door, she could feel warm soft seeping out of her butt no matter how hard she clenched.
She open the door of the first stall she saw and rushed in. Fortunately no one else was within the restroom.
Ok, here we go . . .
As soon as she got her pants rotten, the poop shot out of her a s s like a rocket! It was also very raucous. She emitted a fart that, as she described it, was the lengthiest fart of her life! She estimated that the fart last a good 6 or 7 seconds.
Now count that: 1 . . 2 . . 3 . . 4 . . 5 . . 6 . . 7 . . pretty long, huh?
When the bright orange colored you-know-what finished shooting out, she turned around to display the aftermath.
She said, AND THIS IS TRUE, that the orange colored poop was everywhere. It had even land on the wall behind the toilet. YES, THE WALL BEHIND THE TOILET! Can you picture that? WTF?
Needless to say, her underwear and pants be completely ruined. She had to wipe herself off as best she could, sneak out to the parking lot with her purse covering her reverse, drive to the mall like that to buy some pants, and drive to the local gym to pocket a shower and change clothes all on her lunch break.
I know people will update you that this won't happen as long as you eat low-fat foods. This is bull.
Zahava - YOU WILL S H I T ON YOURSELF or at least experience that God-awful, bright ginger, STINKY orange oily c r a p that never fails to find a path to somehow leak out of your rear.
If you feel that you simply MUST bear these pills anyway, just make sure to buy yourself a bag of Depends, some babe wipes, and keep an extra pair of drawers and pant handy.
Sorry this was so long, but I wanted you to know what you'd be getting into.
One more thing . . .
My best friend give me the rest of her Alli pills after warning me, but I didn't listen to her . . . it was ugly! Plus, I contemplate I only lost 3 pounds.
Wasn't worth it.
renee is right in some way, but it didnt engineer dizzy. i would say it works and it doesnt. it works because the oiling in adjectives my underwear made me not want to eat fatty foods. But after that, i didnt really notice any help or counterweight loss. When i did want to eat fatty foods, thats when i took it. its a psychological thing. the pill made me not want to eat fatty foods, but it did zilch in terms of helping me lose weight.
Well Yeah Ive Tried Alli. I dont wanna nouns disgusting but if you eat something fat or w.e...like grease comes out with ur Number 2. Also alli gets me pretty dizzy and really REALLY sick one time. Soo...i stopped taking it I only cart it if im eating something really fat so it takes the oil out of the food. I would recommend u not to try it..but if you do im telling you..you have to eat fine. you just cant eat whatever if not the medicine doesnt really have much affect. Good Luck and let me know what happen (: Source(s): Myself (:
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Answers:
DON'T TAKE IT!
I regard as you're a really cool chick so I'm going to give you the low-down. It's gonna get graphic, so don't read this if you're drinking.
Here's a horror story from my best friend:
She took the Alli pills over the course of two days. She literally only ate salads and grilled chicken and fish.
On the 2nd day, she was sitting at her desk at work when her insides started to clear weird noises. She ignored it as long as she could, but when the noise got loud and she felt pressure in her butt, she fixed to run to the ladies room.
She literally ran down the hallway while clenching her butt cheeks together and gritting her teeth hoping she would get to the toilet within time.
She didn't.
As she opened the restroom door, she could feel warm soft seeping out of her butt no matter how hard she clenched.
She open the door of the first stall she saw and rushed in. Fortunately no one else was within the restroom.
Ok, here we go . . .
As soon as she got her pants rotten, the poop shot out of her a s s like a rocket! It was also very raucous. She emitted a fart that, as she described it, was the lengthiest fart of her life! She estimated that the fart last a good 6 or 7 seconds.
Now count that: 1 . . 2 . . 3 . . 4 . . 5 . . 6 . . 7 . . pretty long, huh?
When the bright orange colored you-know-what finished shooting out, she turned around to display the aftermath.
She said, AND THIS IS TRUE, that the orange colored poop was everywhere. It had even land on the wall behind the toilet. YES, THE WALL BEHIND THE TOILET! Can you picture that? WTF?
Needless to say, her underwear and pants be completely ruined. She had to wipe herself off as best she could, sneak out to the parking lot with her purse covering her reverse, drive to the mall like that to buy some pants, and drive to the local gym to pocket a shower and change clothes all on her lunch break.
I know people will update you that this won't happen as long as you eat low-fat foods. This is bull.
Zahava - YOU WILL S H I T ON YOURSELF or at least experience that God-awful, bright ginger, STINKY orange oily c r a p that never fails to find a path to somehow leak out of your rear.
If you feel that you simply MUST bear these pills anyway, just make sure to buy yourself a bag of Depends, some babe wipes, and keep an extra pair of drawers and pant handy.
Sorry this was so long, but I wanted you to know what you'd be getting into.
One more thing . . .
My best friend give me the rest of her Alli pills after warning me, but I didn't listen to her . . . it was ugly! Plus, I contemplate I only lost 3 pounds.
Wasn't worth it.
renee is right in some way, but it didnt engineer dizzy. i would say it works and it doesnt. it works because the oiling in adjectives my underwear made me not want to eat fatty foods. But after that, i didnt really notice any help or counterweight loss. When i did want to eat fatty foods, thats when i took it. its a psychological thing. the pill made me not want to eat fatty foods, but it did zilch in terms of helping me lose weight.
Well Yeah Ive Tried Alli. I dont wanna nouns disgusting but if you eat something fat or w.e...like grease comes out with ur Number 2. Also alli gets me pretty dizzy and really REALLY sick one time. Soo...i stopped taking it I only cart it if im eating something really fat so it takes the oil out of the food. I would recommend u not to try it..but if you do im telling you..you have to eat fine. you just cant eat whatever if not the medicine doesnt really have much affect. Good Luck and let me know what happen (: Source(s): Myself (:
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