Drug question paper question!?

I've been clean for roughly two weeks. I applied (a) Mike's Express Car Wash and they do a pre-employment drug test as in good health as random drug tests. I will probably show up dirty so I have a few question.
1) If i fail do they notify my parents?
2) Is there any kind of detox drink I can buy at a form food store?
3) Do blockers work and how much are they?
-Thanks!
Oh, and for all you people who love to preach about general public using drugs, chill and smoke a blunt! (:
Answers:
What's a blunt?

They probably won't speak about your parents, as it is none of their business.

Detox drink? lol
I don't think they would do this at the car mop up,but Loews's does mouth swabs,instead of urine..they are getting to sophisticated. Yea,dude, try to stay in school and don't do drugs,that's so last year.
THC is present in the blood and urine for about 30 days as a general rule, but confident factors can change this. Depends on how much and how long you have smoked, and THC is stored contained by fat cells, so if you have a lower butter to muscle ratio it will be in your system for less time. Goldenseal capsules (found contained by health food stores) can be taken, but have to be taken for at least a week to be important and are not 100% effective in every case. You also involve to find out if they do urine or hair testing - hair trialling is what most companies use now because it is nearly foolproof. A blueprint for every substance you ingest comes out in your hair follicles and the shampoos they market to cleanse it are nothing but a scam. My brother did the goldenseal thing and drank detox tea for a week and passed his urine test, and he smoked every sunshine for a long time, so it could work IF they just do a urine screening on you and you have time to cleanse. Good luck!

Answer to 2nd Question Update: This means that the doc will report a positive trial but not necessarily which component they found. This also means they will probably not inform your parents due to confidentiality.

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