In home urine drug experiment?

My parents are giving me a urine test and someone told me i can pass by putting 3 drops of Clorox in it and grant it a minute or so to do its work. Dont post unless you have done this or no someone who has. and i dont wanna here the whole marijuana is a takings way drug. my friend told me he toked the night before did this and passed. btw i scarcely have any body fat so i think that may give support to.
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Marijuana is a gateway drug you know *LOL* Sorry couldn't resist
clorox will ******* ruin ur whole system. honestly, don't piss contained by the cup. be like i cant believe u guys don't believe me, you've never trusted me, and your control freaks, and its because of u guys that i am who i am .,, not meaning drugs, be like im in reality responsible, have decent friends, and ur guy's consistent worrying only make me want to do, what u claim i am already doing, i don't need to prove to you i am not smoking weed, trust me i am your son. if not, then fine, pass me consequences. all i am saying is that at some point in vivacity u have to trust my judgment, and i know i have messed up within z past but im doing well, trying hard to prove to u i am, and that taking a urine drug check only pushes ur boundaries 2 the point where u may as well be doing drugs.
a short time ago say that..guilt trip 101. i guarantee stuff will work in your favor.good luck doode :)
it might work but your pee might turn clear lol
prlly or freshly have someone else pee in a cup for u and then when you travel in the bathroom pour that in there. I did that past haha
I have been urine drug tested by my parents(it had be like 6 months since the last time i smoked so i was clean) but i wouldn't believe your friend. Don't souly rely on that. Now,do you know if you parents are going to keep watch on you pee in the cup?? because my parents watched me (i cant be trusted) If they do your pretty much ******. Now this is what you can do.... If you go to academy tomorrow, Or whatever get some piss from someone u 100% know is clean. Put it surrounded by an empty glue bottle.(make sure all reminiscence of epoxy resin is gone). Now get them to piss in tht bottle. Tape it to ur leg when u go to run the test. Now open up the glue item and squueze th piss out into the bottle or container. Method 2. Get them to piss into a ziplock bag tape it to ur leg ( do this so it stays body temp) (some drug tests can weigh up temperature) Wen u have to take the test rip a small hole contained by it and squeeze it out. Now if you cant do that (because they are watching) DRINK TONS OF WATER THE WHOLE DAY LIKE I MEAN PISSING VERY 5 MINS NO SHIITT. like the second your done with a bottle drink another you want you pee to be VERY diluted with hose that way your pisss is mainly water and not thc. Think roughly speaking it. When your pee is very yellow it is filled beside impurities and it s filtering them out of your system. The THC is sure to show up. BUT if you drink A LOT of water your pee will mostly be marine and (you want you pee to be clear) very little to no thc. This is genereally the ONLY thing that can work. And if all else fail go ahead and try putting bleach. BUT use caution of doing that because it could make the assessment come out even more positive, you never know. I hope i have helped. Source(s): I have researched this an asssss nouns of times and have done all of the above methids(except the bleach thing) Like dude this is going to be ur best bet. Good Luck
recount your parents to **** off
Be straight up with your damn parents you little dick.. or they wouldn't have to do this test.
ok sure

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